I DON’T KNOW WHAT GAMEFREAK WAS THINKING WHEN THEY RELEASED THIS AS AN ACTUAL SPRITE
brandong are u ok
It sounded like something cr1tikal would do, so I decided to do it
Cr1tikal as the captain of flight 195 who challenged the other flight to a race
baby seal noise
i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe
I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT
ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING
a moment to appreciate aph turkeys ridiculous dub voice . put the emphasis on the wrong sylable.
I SLOWED DOWN A GIRLS GENERATION SONG BY 1000% AND IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE PRIMORDIAL HYMN OF OCEANIC MEGA GODDESSES
I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
My ears are bleeding
I FRICKIN CAN’T.
look how silly this is! oh my god? you have to like do— oh. oh, oooh. oh. oh, oh, oooh. ooooooooOOOOO. ooooka— arin, don’t leave..! arin doNT— aaaaAAARIIIIInnn, I LOVE OYOOOOOO— NO, IM FUCKIGN DONE!!!! IM F UCKING DONE!! no youre not! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!! im gonn a c— THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! wh i cant— i C ANT C GET OFF!! WHAT IS TH IS ?!?!??!??I CA NT GET OFF!!!! WH AT IS THIS??!????? IM STUCK!! WHAT IS M Y LIFE?? ahhAaAHHA— I CAN T DO IT , JOn>. I CANT EeE— I CANT FUCKIGN D O IT., I TELL YOU W H AT ARIN, YOU CAN G I VE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN sEE IT OUt, BECAUSE I CERTIANLY CANT DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CANT DO IT WITHOTU ME .i appreciate it, BUT LOOK AT WH AT WE’RE DEALING WITH MAN!!!ahha„ ARin-YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!! YOU GOTTA DRAW THE F UCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE., WE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOOTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF A ND SAY,WWHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?? NOT FUCKING TH IS!!!!!! AaaaAAAA IM S U P ERMAN I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!! I BE LE ei eve, arin that was a beautiful little moment we just had. i think a both of us got a little heated? —a aaahh…— and we should apologize to each other. its because we’re in a lava stage, dude. —yUO JUST COME BA CK ALL CALM ‘its because we’re in a lava stage, dude.’ that was beautiful, arin, that was like poetry.
UMMMMM THIS IS DEFINITELY A SNOWMAN SONG
Why can you only swim butterfly?
REI: *makes noise of being stabbed*
RIN: Why hasn’t anyone taught you in the first place? If someone properly taught you to swim, you would be able to swim normally, right?
REI: *more stabbing noises*
RIN: These days even kindergarten kids can swim crawl.
REI: *stabbing intensifies*
RIN: Besides, theoretically it’s impossible for someone to only be able to swim butterfly.