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‘How to react when someone is shooting at you in a museum’ by Sherlock Holmes.

h3adphonez:

it makes me feel better knowing she’s an assassin

what if

unholymotherofvirtue:

festivekhoshekh:

klaxon-omo:

what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed

the episode would have been 1000x better tbh

#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days

cumber-bitches:

starks-banner:

cumber-bitches:

I really hope they let Sherlock name the baby and he calls her Casey and then after a few months everyone starts calling her “Case” and John abruptly realises Sherlock named her after one of his favourite things

If Moffat doesn’t do something to kill the baby first

were you not hugged as a child?

fancypantswatson:

Potterlock AU: John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.

being-human-in-middle-earth:

johhnwattson:

Hush little baby, don’t you cry,

Daddy John is always ready to save your life

Hush little baby, just stay here,

Mama Mary’s gonna hold you sweet and dear.

Quiet little baby, just stay still,

Sherlock really loves you, and always will.

Hush little baby, don’t make a sound,

Uncle Moriarty’s got you now.

I thought this was a supernatural post then there was such a plot twist

odgehog:

The Doctor and Rose meet Sherlock and John in a parallel universe.

Always, always reblog this.

khansfringe:

u-know-whos-bitch:

high-functioning-sociopaths:

sherlolly:

Imagine Sherlock with a teenage daughter.

"Dad, this is-"

"A boy who was clearly hoping to shag you tonight, judging by the tin of mints and packet of condoms in his pockets. Next!"

John would be just like

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and Uncle Mycroft

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Actually I think Mycroft would be more like

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wizard-in-the-tardis:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

bonus

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this nEVER GETS OLD

paradigmfinch:

because john didnt even look surprised when that happened

lil-miss-bi-curious:

always-little-deer:

This! This is why I love the BBC!!

That’s bloody brilliant, that is!

lil-miss-bi-curious:

always-little-deer:

This! This is why I love the BBC!!

That’s bloody brilliant, that is!